1)What is the vampire's favourite drink to order at a bar? A 'BLOODY' MARY. :) 2) How does a vampire make a living? BY 'MOON'LIGHTING. :) 3)What is a vampire's favourite movie? 'CAPE' FEAR. :) 4)What did the vampire say to his girlfriend? "LET'S 'NECK'". :) 5)Why did the vampire pass Mick Jagger by? BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GET BLOOD OUT OF A 'STONE'. :) -The above incredibly corny jokes were taken from "Vampire Jokes and Cartoons", and were submitted by the one and only LADY LESTAT :[ (jag@inforamp.com) How can you tell when you're in bed with Count Dracula? He has a big D on his pajamas :) Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep? Because of his 'coffin' :) What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack? Count Duckula :) What is as sharp as a vampires fang? His other fang :) Why did the vampires' team lose the baseball game? Their 'bats' flew away :) What does a vampire fear most? Tooth decay :) Where did the vampire open his savings account? At a 'blood' bank :) What is Transylvania? Dracula's terror-tory :) Where does dracula water ski? On Lake Erie :) What kind of boat pulls Dracula when he water skis? A 'blood' vessel :) -Har Har Har...I know you're all laughing! :) *sarcasm* :) 
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